"Did My Mom Call You?"

I saw a younger guy riding his skateboard.  Just as he was about to pass me, I asked him if he would mind me asking him a question.  He said, "Sure."  So I asked him if he knew what it takes to get to Heaven.  He bashfully smiled as he replied, "I guess quit doing drugs."  He stated that he was still a little confused and asked me to clarify.  I refrased the question by asking him if he died today, where would he go.  He replied that he grew up going to a Catholic school but was unsure about eternity. More...